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Friend: a love hotel in manila has an “oval office suite” Friend: you too can pretend to be obama Me: HAHAHAHAHA Me: AT LAST Me: MY DREAMS HAVE COME TO FRUITION Friend: or worse Friend: *makes an uncomfortable face* Friend: nailin’ palin Me: Hahaha Me: Dickin’ Cheney Friend: ridin’ biden Me: HAHA Me: I can’t beat that Friend: well, it’s not like you can...
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A Heartfelt Note to Both Faber Drive and Down With...
Stop. Just…. Stop. Jesus Christ. This is why I do not watch television. I turn it on for ten bloody minutes and see two of the worst bands I’ve ever witnessed. And what’s worse, apparently they are popular. Oh the gods of music have truly forsaken us.
I had hoped that Farfetch'd would get an evolution...
fuckyeahpokememe: but now I know that’s just Absur’d. Hahahahahahahahahaha
As much as I generally dislike Starbucks as a company I have to admit their peppermint hot chocolate is frigging delicious (I don’t drink coffee). [On my way to see Megamind, waiting for friends, listening to Dead Man’s Bones. Gooood night.]
Alllright. I am pretty tired right now so I...
This is my jam right now. I actually am not super...